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Chat-up lines!!!!

Read on for laughs...
I am always amazed by the world of chat-ups!!!
These are some of the most amusing ones ive heard of..if u have any to add then please feel free to post them on the message board.

(To get to the message board, please click on the MESSAGE BOARD link on menu down the left of my home-page!!)

Cheers!

(and ps...go to the very bottom of the page to see ur requests! :D)

The Best!
The Top 10...

1. Have u got a boyfriend? Do u want a better one?

2.Shall I call u in the morning or nudge u?

3.I've lost my bed, can I sleep in yours?

4.Ive lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me instead?

5.Ive lost my phone number, can I have yours?

6.You know, you look alot like my next girlfriend!

7.Do u sleep on your stomach??Can I?

8.Im not from round here, can u tell me how to get to your house?

9.Are you a parking ticket?Coz you've got FINE written all over u!

10.I like your dress,itd look better on my bedroom floor!



I just found this one (02/06/2003!)

This gurl was sitting at a bar and a guy came up to her and said "Hey babe, the word of the day is legs."

"How bout comin back to my apartment so we can spread the word?"

The Very Worst!
Here are 10 of the worst!

1.Will u marry me?

2.Do u mind if I seduce u?

3.I only have 3 months to live....

4.Are you a model?

5.Your place or mine?

6.Are those real?

7.Cheer up pet.It mite never happen.

8.Alrite darlin'/treacle/sweetheart?

9.Hello, my name is chance-do i have one?

10.I think I love you!




A request from HARRIS.....'Guy walks over to girl licks his finger runs it down her top and says "now let me help u out of those wet clothes"'heh...how rude :P